Don't be a wet blanket. When you're on the lam after hitting up the local speakeasy, clean up your rag-a-muffin look.
Get these socks on your gams and get spiffy.
They're the cat's pajamas, and that's no baloney.
If you disagree, mind your own beeswax.
75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex.
Made in Korea.
Approximately fits women's shoe size 5-10.